"The 53 year old fellow and his 19 year old test volunteer" I hope I can pick up chicks at that age, cuz I'd be getting a hell of a lot more action then I am now.

Hoon of the year.

Jeez, talk about needing reinforcements.....usually the marijuana (aka Jamaican viagra) and a 19 year old girl is MORE that sufficient to start the car a rockin.

This is a very nice story.
Maybe they were making an artisdick statement?!?!1/1?!!

@no_slushbox: Hardhoon of the year?

Makin' their way, the only way they know how...
That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.

So he watched the Lancia commercial, and just got carried away?

@selfhatingotaku: 58 pills? That would cost a small fortune in the U.S. if your talking Viagra or Cialis or Levitra ($10 - $12 each). That's how he's bagging 19 year old girls -- he's rich...!

Just remember what Groucho Marx said, "You're only as old as the woman you feel".

I would think that 58 stiffie pills would make the guy harder than Chinese algebra.

@Charles_Barrett: You know, I just got this email where they were advertising some great deals on those pills you just listed, way below retail cost...

Is anybody else curious to find out the results of the test? I'd certainly be willing to run a parallel test if anyone is willing to donate a 19 year old Dutch girl, viagra, and some weed...

@josch: I'm just guessing it didn't go well for the gent once he got to prison.

Psst: the girl was probably a hooker.

He probably could drive 16d nails.

wait, since when was weed illegal in the netherlands?

@Charles_Barrett:
oh hai chuck!

I'm surprised you didn't think of this one...

What was this hardened criminal driving?

@POLAR_HAS_PAPERBITS_ON_HIS_ARSE: "Hardened criminal." You have redeemed yourself.

Wonder if he got a stiff sentence?

@Novaload: Hahahaha! I dunno, it's hard to tell!

What a boner move that was, getting penalized for pot.

I wonder how the lucky officer who got to frisk him felt afterwards?

Officer: "Sir, put that Sam Adams down, you're under arrest!"
Our Hero: "Yeah, but I gotta get the taste of weed, hooker spit and 58 wang candies out of my mouth!"

No weapons charged?
I'm sure it was still loaded when they were interrupted.

@POLAR_HAS_PAPERBITS_ON_HIS_ARSE:
What was this hardened criminal driving?

Uh... a 19-year-old?

@dearthair:
At 53 vs. 19 she'd better be the one who was grinding the gears!

"If you have an erection lasting more than four hours"

@dearthair: Priceless!

19. That is delicious. Speaking of which, the new intern in my department just walked by. AWESOME.

@htrodblder: More like four days, in his case.

But with 58 pills, the girl wasn't neccesary - I imagine a stiff breeze would show how well they worked.

I read this story too, some three weeks ago.

@jeroen: That's funny cause I didn't see it show up on your blog.

Why on earth would they get arrested for marijuana in HOLLAND!?