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NAIAS Jalopnik Caption Contest Winner

When we held the Detroit Auto Show caption contest we scoured the archives for an entertaining shot. Then we found the above shot on the GM Detroit Auto Show press site and knew we struck gold, which you then spun into comedic gold, providing us a nice mixture of Tiger Woods and chewy ear jokes. The winner and honorable mentions below the jump.

Honorable Mention &mdash Kicking Tires' David Thomas:

Joe Creditchecker at the NAIAS main offices will not be in charge of the A, B, C, D celebrity credential lists next year. He clearly doesn't know his alphabet.

Honorable Mention &mdash Ash78

Warning: Please keep hair, ears away from closing door.

Winner! &mdash Jeadly:

Evander leans out to demonstrate his signature "drive-by ass kicking" technique.

Congrats to Jeadly, please drop me an email at Matt ((at)) Jalopnik (dot) com and we'll drop that prize in the mail.

9:15 AM on Mon Jan 21 2008
By Matt Hardigree
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Al Navarro at 09:26 AM on 01/21/08
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Yes, but what's up with
PCH haiku contest?
Are there finalists?
FreeMan at 09:44 AM on 01/21/08
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Attack of the killer A piller.
Buckster at 10:18 AM on 01/21/08
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@FreeMan: More like a 7 piller
LTDScott, Porcubimmer... at 10:36 AM on 01/21/08
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boo
Andrewpetty at 10:36 AM on 01/21/08
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Outrage! no honorable mention for the collective "om nom nom" posts. For shame Jalopnik.
Simpsons-Movie-ruled at 11:23 AM on 01/21/08
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Oh I thought the winner had made a caption about Brtiney Spears or something related -_-
2 GIЯLS 1 POLAЯ at 11:23 AM on 01/21/08
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"You guys got any spray, I don't want anybody to have to smell this."
2 GIЯLS 1 POLAЯ at 11:27 AM on 01/21/08
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@Andrewpetty: AGREED!! That was frickin' hilarious!
yellofury * * * * * at 02:11 PM on 01/21/08
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man i thought me and Polar had honorable mentions
DOH!!!!
Mr4Runner at 05:41 PM on 01/21/08
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I was rigged I tell ya! In Jalopnik's defense, it did say the best caption. Mine as well as other's various photoshops probably disqualify. The prize is well deserved, I "LOL'd"
Red AuerБЯд╒╒ at 11:09 AM on 01/22/08
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I thought for sure my extremely racist comment would have a chance...