A member of our staff accidentally walked away with the menu you see above from The Firehouse, the one-time-only magical bar that appears in an actual working Detroit Firehouse across the street thanks to the folks at Chrysler (this is where Dr. Z poured us beer). It's a nice event, with all tips going towards the Detroit Fireman's Fund (Donate Here). If you want said special Chrysler-produced menu just caption the photo below in a comment and the best comment by COB wins! (UPDATE: We'll announce the winner on Monday)

Why Evander Holyfield? Why not? Caption Away:

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