The problem with wheel-driven cars is that they're just too safe. No whirling blades to slice-and-dice unwary pedestrians, no engine braking, no hellish roar from the prop. That's why you need to buy this 1985 Jetstream prop-driven car. Powered by a Chevy 400 with gear reduction and guaranteed to scare the chickens! We're a little puzzled by the mix of photos, some showing a gleaming white machine and others showing a Lord Humungus-style mud-colored one; we figure the latter photos are the more accurate ones. Thanks to Uncle Trash for the tip! [eBay Motors]

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