In Italian, Collezione Cento means "Collection of One Hundred," and we're guessing you're not one of the hundred getting the Maserati Quattroporte Collezione Cento. And just in case you didn't get the picture, Maserati reminded us in a press conference they could give less than a shit about the "mass wealthy" (head over to SpeedSportLife for a report on the ridiculousness). In this video, our favorite Maserati press person runs through the features: tufted leather, mother of pearl, full internet connectivity, touchscreens, wireless keyboard and anti-poverty repellent. Why are the pretty ones always so expensive?

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