Nothing like a steaming pile of poo to start off a video :)

LMAO!!!!!!! That cows/Bull in the end of the video!!! was it really 56 sec?

@simpsons-movie-ruled: my bad i meant that did you really cut the video? Leaving all those precios seconds just wasting without some awesome footage?

me so horny.

Nice Clear Poo.

Clear Poo is the event company.

Oh, look--that cow in the back is standing up on its hind legs to get a better look at the nice truck! LMFAO. Didn't anybody tell Dodge not to work with animals or children?!

Ray, the video is screwy right now. All interlaced looking, and is freezing up constantly.

mm poooo.....ford trucks? might as well take a snoooooozze

I just watched it again and it's working but it does black out after the shot of the cattle trying to uh, be fruitful and multiply.

Uhm...I believe the poo shot at the beginning is really to sum up the video that follows.....

Chrysler corp shoveling manure to the press....and to the consumers.

Wow! Now with more bland!

Holy Cow..that was a great press intro!

Wonder if Jim Press wanted the cattle to stampede over Bob Nardelli. Word is that they cannot stand each other.

Was not environmentally friendly either with all that bovine flatulence.

Wonder if they went to the Lafayette Coney Island after?

Real cowboys don't need bling blang wheels, voice activation or stow away bed. The first thing they are going to do is drop thier fiberglass rear end off at the truck equipment center in favor of a steel flatbed w/headache rack.

I'd like to say that PETA would have some sort of a heyday with this unviel, but it seems our Texas Longhorns were enjoying themselves, and eachother.

Bareback Mount Him

What a joke. Any press event where the queer bulls you bring along upstage the focus of the event... to the point where the presenter has to say "look at the truck"... has failed miserably.

And the new Ram looks more vanilla than ever.

Ok, so golf clubs. GOLF CLUBS!!! This is more pandering to the 'PU as luxury vehicle' market. Totally wrong. No No No.

Stick around, at tonight's Dodge press event: Steak, burgers, and beef chili.

@DoctorNine: I was thinking the same thing. "This is a real truck." Cut to removal of golf clubs from said truck's storage bin. Yeah, that's what I think of when I think of a real truck.

When men were men and the cows were nervous. This is sad. There's just something is terribly wrong with American manhood when a golf bag replaces the gun rack.

Nah, see, it's gonna be a first ever urban poo-golf open. Points for distance, style, final personal cleanliness, and target accuracy.

...And of course now they can serve prairie oysters at the cocktail meet-and-greet this evening. Fresh prairie oysters...

Giant poos, inappopriate golf clubs, cow sex. It's going to be hard to keep a straight face at work this morning.

Jim Press had to leave Toyota when they felt his dream of directing "Cow porn car ads" would "Steer" the company in the wrong direction. I think they were right!

Man, and we thought the dragons were getting excited? Look at the bulls!

The Daimler Chrysler events were come of the more memorable Detroit Auto Show events, as were the Pre Daimler old Chrysler ones. Maybe you remember the Jeep Grand Cherokee introduction when they drove the first production version through a plate glass window to Cobo Hall. Or how about the RAM Truck that dropped from the ceiling? That's when they took chances. This time? it was a Valiant Effort (Pun Intended) but far from successful.

I don't even know what to say, I can't stop laughing

Here's my video of the same event, with more cattle humping. I couldn't stop laughing. Nobody was paying attention to the trucks. These cattle could not leave each other alone.

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"Okay ... now look at the truck!"

Holy Cow Parking, Press-man...Didja

Per ex-DCX pressman Jason Vines on his AutoBeat Daily blog (I guess that's his current gig):

"CAR RUSTLING IN DETROIT. If you were in Detroit in the wee
hours Saturday night and lost your car, I bet I know where it went.
Chrysler reserved a lot downtown to stage 125 longhorn steers
prior to a cattle drive for the all-new Dodge Ram pickup Sunday
morning. The plan was to arrive with the beef around 2 a.m.
Apparently a homeless entrepreneur decided to make a
fast buck by renting out the lot at five bucks per car. Twenty
people bought his line and deposited their wheels. Then the
cows came home, so to speak, and the rightful renters had
those vehicles towed. When the revelers returned, they found
their cars replaced by four-legged T-bones with six feet of horns
on their heads. I'm not making this up."

Who says entrepreneurial spirit is dead in Detroit?

Seriously? I think there should be some heads rolling from a certain marketing team.

Do you see what happens? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass? Do you see what happens Larry?