Reader Mike, hoping to score a Project Car Hell Tipster T-shirt, sent in this eBay listing for a somewhat toasted '80 Subaru. It's not really true PCH material, since a real Hell Project is something that'd make you feel badder than Shaft, Superfly, James Bond, and Kung Fu all mixed together once (or, rather, if) you got it finished... and an '80 Subaru doesn't meet that criterion. But we've got to respect a seller who states "sustained damage due to overheating. Needs new upholstery" in reference to such a car. [eBay Motors]

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