Being a Douche 101: Inflatable Car Capsule

What do you do with a car that probably doesn't have a custom cover? Well, the likely answer is to get a garage, but now there's another option. It's the car capsule — a ridiculously ridiculous snow globe sans snow for your car.

The Car Capsule is a clear, vinyl, flame-retardant and anti-static bubble. It keeps all of those grubby hands off your vehicle, but still allows you to show off that 10-hour wax job you did for the guy from Okinawa with the weird gardens in the back yard. The eight-foot version is available for $269 with the 22-foot mega-sized version going for $419. [Newlaunches]