Obesity is a serious disease in this country and we don't mean to make fun of it, but video of a half-naked overweight person losing his pants while trying to get his Dodge Stratus to the side of the road is just too hilarious not to use. There's so much crack we wonder if this video wasn't shot in Baltimore. We're also curious how the videographer managed to be driving by with a camera, but we'd never doubt someone needing to push a Dodge Stratus. Enjoy the full moon.