Let's say you are in the desert and decide you need a moment away from your banana delivery route. You park your trusty Ford Ranger Open Cab next to the dusty road and hop out, glad to have a moment of solitude in which to relieve yourself. In this situation what's the furthest possible thing from your mind? If you're answer was a King Kong baby stealing your truck and bashing it into a cliff like a matchbox car, you win.

Let's say you are in the desert and decide you need a moment away from your banana delivery route. You park your trusty Ford Ranger Open Cab next to the dusty road and hop out, glad to have a moment of solitude in which to relieve yourself. In this situation what's the furthest possible thing from your mind? If you're answer was a King Kong baby stealing your truck and bashing it into a cliff like a matchbox car, you win.










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