Our fearless big boss man took another shot in front of the green screen this morning, hosting everyone's not at all favorite three-minute auto web auto show — Fast Lane Daily. What can he say — the man's got to eat, right? Check out his spot-on choices for content including but not limited to the new Corvette ZR1, the new SLR McLaren and his butchering of Japanese pronunciation. Also, Wert asks the question on everyone's mind — but you'll have to wait until the end to see it.

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