While Murilee has her Alameda, I have my hipster retirement community north of Downtown LA called Mt. Washington. It's the neighborhood that Antonio Viaragosa called home before he moved into the Mayor's mansion. The nearest cup of decent coffee is a fifteen minute drive, which I'm fine with. And we got cultists. So I find the following a touch funnier than you will. Not much, but a little:
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