I already told y'all that I'm mentally about two steps from a typewriter. In spirit anyway. But the harsh reality is that I spend way too much time on the internet. I don't even know how to go to stores anymore and Amazon.com has given me some sort of frequent buyer status. Plane tickets, movie tickets, paying for parking tickets — all done online. I would guess that I spend... Jesus, I don't want to admit this... 5 hours a day emailing and IM'ing with friends and colleagues. At least. And you know what I do for a living. But that doesn't mean I have to like it, any of it. Especially cat pictures.