Suspect Leads Chase Through Car Wash, Can't Clean Record

When you're 18 and and maybe drunk and have a girl with you, stopping for the police maybe doesn't sounds like a good idea. Your Honda Civic can totally outrun that Charger, right? Oh, and there's nothing smarter than driving through a gas station car wash. That'll totally lose them the Wisconsin coppers. And you'll get the car clean for mom!

Well, it didn't quite all work out that way as the Sheriffs were able to deploy spike strips and deflate the tires of the runaway teen. And like all great stories police chase stories this one ended in tasing, bro. [AP]