One of us jumped into the passenger seat of Next New Networks latest car show driven by Matt Farah of the New York Motor Club. Our big boss man went head to head and 'round the ring with the holder of many Polo discount certificates as the two talked new-school Alfa's, love of 'merica and some hatin' on the Caparo T1 and hybrids. Also, Farah made fun of Fast Lane Daily's Derek D. Are those the Detroit Riots in the background? No, wait, that's what they call "Thursday" around Wert's neck of the woods. [Garage419]

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