How Many Russian Girls Can You Fit In a VAZ-1111?S

When you look at a VAZ-1111 (popularly known as the Oka), do you think "Nice car, but how many girls can be packed in its commodious interior?" Exactly, and so it came to be that some Russians decided to find the answer to that question. We're going to deduct some points for the blocks under the frame, because real car-stuffers know it's fun to break suspensions. Apologies for not running a "In Soviet Russia [noun] [verb] YOU!" headline, but sometimes even a schtick that good needs a rest. [English Russia]