Not getting the attention you think you deserve in your completely unmodded Civic? We've got the body kit for you. It may not be the coolest of conversions we have seen around these parts, but it is definitely the most festive and beats the hell out of those antenna ball character things. This so-called kit includes two 16-inch antlers that clip on the windows and a 6-inch red ball from the front.

You know what kind of people buy junk like this? The same kind of people who have fake giant inflatable snow globes in their yards. Sorry for being a scrooge, but what's the point. Maybe if the car could fly, it would be a different story because it would make sense and until then, no dice. [What on Earth]

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