Plan on Dying From DUI This Holiday? Win a Free Coffin!Matt Hardigree12/07/07 9:30amFiled to: NewsOffbeat NewsContestsDuiDwi12EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkA newspaper in St. Mary's, Maryland is offering a free coffin to the first person to kill themselves in a drunk driving accident over the holiday season. The editor's brother was killed by a drunk driver in 1975 and has been crusading against drunk driving ever since. It's a compelling message, though we wonder how effective it's going to be. Though we do hear Tony La Russa is an early favorite.