Jeremy Clarkson takes on thugs and wins

Confronted by a gang of teenage hoodlums outside his daughter's birthday party, Jeremy Clarkson went on the offensive. After grabbing the ringleader by his hoodie, the gang pulled out their mobile phone cameras in an attempt to frame the Top Gear presenter for assault. Writing in his Sun column, Clarkson said "Plainly this boy's parents are useless, allowing him to be out and about on the streets, harassing passers by." Clearly, the gang should have picked on Hammond instead.[Via The Daily Mail]