The Jalopnik Holiday Re-Gift Guide: Embarrassing License Plate Frames

There are few, if any, license plate frames that we'd ever consider putting on our whip, which is why MAD_SCIENCE rekindled our hate with his suggestion that license plate frames of any kind are basically objecta non grata in the car nut's stocking. There are so many land mines involved when making this kind of suggestion.

Maybe the selection is tacky ("Keep Honking, I'm Reloading") or inappropriate ("Princess on Board"), or representative of your college football rival ("Hook'Em"). Whatever the reason, prospective buyers should try and find something else this season.