The Jalopnik Holiday Re-Gift Guide: Fast and the Furious Merchandise

We agree with SWATLAX, anything Fast and the Furious related is a major faux pas when purchased for anyone but the most hardcore ricer wannabe. And if there's a gift that's worse than FATF-themed merch, it's FATF-themed merch that comes in the form of a freaking book!.

We can just see the wee-drifter now, in his "Powered-by-VTEC" tshirt and footie pajama bottoms on Christmas Day, shredding the packaging: "Wow mom, it's a Fast And The Furious Official Car DVD.... uh... CD-ROM.... VHS... A book? Are you out of your freaking mind? A book about cars in a movie I'm going to pretend not to like in five years?"