What's the Worst Car Enthusiast Gift?

There are just some gifts that are so bad you have to take them back the day after Christmas. And when you're a car nut, you could be the victim of a lot of crap that exists in the universe of automotive-related gifts. Since we've shown the world what you might want with our Holiday Gift Guide, we're going to mix things up on Black Friday by broadcasting to the well-meaning but ill-informed the gifts we absolutely do not want and we need your help. What are the worst car enthusiast gifts you've seen, received or given? What's the most awful crap that has been gifted in the name of automobilia? We'll be picking the best/worst you all come up with and counting them down this Friday. Click below the link to see what we've recommended already:

2007 Jalopnik Holiday Gift Gift Guide So Far