Viper or Corvette?S

Kind of a no brainer, but after the first day of the Bataan Death march LA Auto Show, we don't have any brain left. However, check out how smart Tocsin is:

In every relationship and social circle there are certain arguments that simply need to be had, the further evolution of society as a whole depends on the outcome of these arguments (and often times fist fights) and this is a question to inspire just one of those arguments (and a fist fight if we're lucky). Between the two ubiquitous American sports cars, taking into consideration all things from styling to public image and racing pedigree, which is the people's champion: Viper or Corvette?
Dang dude, way to tongue the light fantastic. Tongue the light fantastic? I need stimulants. Anyhow, help yourselves.