This horrific story illustrates why you should never try to run from the police and never break into cars. A couple of guys were busting into autos at the Miccosukee Resort and Gaming facility in Florida. When the cops arrived they made a run for it. The lucky one got arrested. The unlucky one was dinner for a 9-foot alligator named "Poncho." So let this be a lesson to any would-be car thieves out there: IF YOU ROB CARS AN ALLIGATOR WILL EAT YOU. WILL EAT YOU DEAD. [AP via WPLG]

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