So what we have here is an honest-to-God AMC Pacer Family. Dad builds a 10-second Pacer with a Pontiac 455, then buys his daughter her first pager... at age eight (apparently driver's-license regs are more lenient in Louisiana than they are in the rest of the country). Now she's driving a purple '76 Pacer X with a 4.5 Jeep 6-banger (made by putting the crank and rods out of an '85 Jeep 258 into a '95 Jeep 4.0 engine), some subwoofers, and so on. See, the Pacer is no laughing matter! []