Apparently, once Toyota succeeds in its super awesome number one best plan for world domination, everyone will drive a Prius. In this future, no one will use gas stations, telemarketers will be forced to do menial labor and the only airborne emissions — will come from cow rectums. Also, there will be a chicken in every pot. Also, Fresno sucks. Toyota says it's true, so it totally must be. [via Winding Road]

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