What's Your Favorite Hood Deformity?

We have a friend who once got out of a moving violation ticket because before the cop had a chance to put pen to paper, a Camaro tore by with a blond woman hanging onto the hood. And screaming. Only in Queens. However, as he didn't get a good look at the woman, who knows if she was deformed. What we're here to talk about, in the spirit of yesterday's most hellish spoiler post, is your favorite thing to ever stick out of a hood. Our WRX has a burn scar intake for the poorly positioned (i.e. gimmicky) intercooler that blocks a little visability, so we don't like that. And we know the proper answer is probably some sort of three foot high, drag strip special blower. But, we've got to go with hood tachs. As they are the coolest. You?