In what we suspect has to be the lamest ploy to get anyone to care about a television show, Brooke Shields crashed her car into her house because she was driving with non-auto appropriate footwear. Said Shields, "I was wearing these fabulous kick-ass platform patent leather heels. I had been at a meeting with the team at Lipstick Jungle and I was all sexed out. I slowed down to what I thought was a proper speed. I went to go put my foot on the brake, and I couldn't get my foot off the gas because the heel was completely wedged under." As Shields wasn't injured her show will premiere as planned... unfortunately. [via NZ Herald]