Amazing Spam From... Kia?

Ever since my buddy Matt Timmons wrote a book comprised entirely of weird spam he's received, I've been paying a bit more attention to what's in my junk mail folder than I should. Sure, we all want "3 m0re inches," but wouldn't you rather have £1,000,000 sterling and a Kia Picanto? Cause you could afford any number of penis augmentations with that much scrilla, plus you'd be able to transport yourself to and from the back alley fly-by-night clinic hospital in the comfort of your very own Picanto. Well, according to "Online Coordinator" Sarah Houston, yours truly has won exactly that. Look out ladies. And thanks, Sarah. This is way better than the "Free LG Washer/Dryer Combo" I "won" last week. Full spam after the jump.

Kia Motors UK Limited PO Box 464 Stockport SK3 0WU

KIA MOTORS / CASH AWARD PRIZE NOTIFICATION.

This is to inform you that you have been selected for a cash prize of
£1,000,000.00 (One Million Great Britain Pounds) and a brand new KIA
Picanto from the International online programs held on the October 19, 2007 in
London the United Kingdom. The selection process was carried out through
random selection in our computerized Email selection system (ESS) from a
database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of
the world. The KIA MOTORS Promotional Lottery is approved by the British
Gaming Board and Also Licensed by the International Association of
Gaming
Regulators (IAGR).

This lottery is the 1st of its kind and we intend to sensitize the public
as we are using it to promote the sales of our range of vehicles. To
begin the processing of your prize you are to contact the remittance
department with the emails address provided below through our accredited Prize
Transfer agents as stated below:

Churchill Trevor
Kia Motors UK Limited
19 Ul,Essex , PE9 2YP,
London
United Kingdom.
E-mail: hill.trevor17@yahoo.com.hk

Contact him with your secret pin code KIA/001/11234 and your reference
number TYT: 12058006/06.You are also advised to provide him with th under
listed information as soon as possible:

Claims Requirements:

1. FULL LEGAL NAMES:
2. ADDRESS OF RESIDENCE:
3. SEX:
4. NATIONALITY:
5. MARITAL STATUS:
6. AGE:
7. CURRENT OCCUPATION:
8. PHONE / FAX:

With Best Regards
Online Coordinator
Sarah Houston