We told you last week about the new Chevy Malibu ad campaign and now we've got the first ad. The new commercials for the all-new 2008 Chevrolet Malibu appear to be based on the premise that our nations' joggers seem to be having a problem — they're unable to see cars directly in front of their eyes. They're slamming into front quarter panels and doors. This must be stopped. Either we need joggers to stop jogging or we need car companies to start building sedans that aren't boring. Hmm — guess we'll need joggers to stop jogging.