What car best sums up Malaise Era so-called performance cars than the late-70s Trans Am? Sure, there's the whole Burt Reynolds thing adding some camp value and general notoriety, but this car would be a caricature of its time and place even if "Smokey and the Bandit" had never been made. The scoops! The flares! The great big engine that wheezed out less power than the base 4-bangers in today's boring econo-sedans! Yet still, just like America in the gloomy post-Watergate/Vietnam/oil-embargo period, there was still some optimism to be found in the Trans Am's lines... if you looked for it.
No, this car wasn't quick (in factory trim). But, just like its Z/28 sibling, it looked quick.
California Trans Ams came with the Olds 403, an engine more or less synonymous with the word "Malaise." 185 horsepower, on a good day; they had to use nitrous in Burt's car to do burnouts in the movie. Scream, chicken, scream!
This car is rough, though not rusty. Try to imagine it back in '78, with its Firebirdly allure enabling its owner to catch a virulent case of herpes from a feathered-hair fox within hours of initial purchase!
Well, at least this wheel is only missing one lugnut, unlike the Mustang we saw the other day.