More junior hoonage. Last week we told you about the 11-year-old that led the fuzz on a high speed chase to Burger King. This week we're here to preach about the six-year-old that tried to drive to Applebee's. So, he pulled his booster seat out of the back, stuck it up front, started the car, hit reverse, and... smashed into a transformer box after about 50 feet. Then he calmly got out of the car and told his grandmother what happened. Investigators aren't sure how he reached the pedals. We would just like to congratulate the men and women of the advertising industry for the all effort they've put into marketing garbage food to children: it's working. [msnbc.com]