Sometimes we wish we were Hindu. That way we could believe in Karma without shame or reservation (think Spinal Tap: "I was using bits and pieces of whatever Eastern philosophies happened to drift through my transom"). And come back in the next life as a car. A really hot, snorting, flame-spitting car. That way, Tiff Needell (who will no doubt come back as Tiff Needell) will have the chance to hoon us within an inch of our reincarnated life. That would be cloyingly sweet. Oh, and in the video our man Tiff is behind the wheel of the 650 horsepower Apollo S (0-60 in 2.9 seconds, 225 mph flat out), and not the 800 horsepower Sport version. Sigh...

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