This Little Piggy Went Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee All The Way Down I-75

OK, so this little piggy went to market,

This little piggy stayed home,

This little piggy had roast beef,

This little piggy had none...

And this little piggy cried,

"Wee, wee, wee..."

All the way down I-75 until it was arrested by a Michigan State Police trooper.

[via Detroit News]