Greenpeace has come to the Frankfurt Auto Show to demonstrate their distaste for automobiles. Everyone attending the show today are evidently klimaschweine, which translates to climactic pigs. We walked past this display and onto the show floor, as das train was delayed by an accident blocking the tracks. Perhaps the pink cars were hauled in on a flatbed trailer powered only by a peanut shell fermentation engine, and the balloons were inflated by human CO2 after an all night volunteer puff fest.

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