John Edwards Wants You To Take SUV's Away From Yourself

John Edwards, candidate for President and owner of an impenetrable hair shell, wants us bad 'mericans to stop driving those gas-guzzlin' SUV's. He told a group of machinist union members today in Disney World that he wants 'mericans to start sacrificing, and getting rid of SUV's is the way to start. So trade yours in today and pick up one of them new-fangled hybrids or even just a small car that gets higher gas mileage. Wait — did he just ask us to do something. We tell ya — the world's gone all topsy-turvy on us. We mean, what's up with Democrats these days — "asking" instead of "legislating?" It's a brave new world out there. [via MSNBC]