Jerry Brown's Town Car Violated By SF Thieves!S

Looks like Jerry's finally given up the ol' blue Valiant he so famously drove while governor; the state's new Attorney General had his govt-issue Lincoln Town Car broken into and its GPS unit ripped while parked next to City Hall. Even though his aura always smiles and never frowns (and we have the very satisfying insider info from a former coworker of Jerry's that he hates, hates, hates that goddamn song), he was bitter enough about San Francisco's relentlessly efficient thieves to issue the statement: "I'm going back to Oakland. I've never had my car broken into there." Perhaps he can authorize a new Committee of Vigilance to bring a real rain to San Francisco's streets. [San Francisco Chronicle]