Mighty Empires Tremble In Aftermath Of Britney Parked-Car Scrape!

All right, folks, we've got some seriously earth-shattering news for ya: when you hit a parked car, the owner gets upset. Especially when a couple dozen maniacal paparazzi document the entire mess, yet you still don't contact the owner of the parked car. It turns out that Ms. Spears didn't bother to have her people get in touch with the owner of the silver Benz, who ID'd the perp from the overwhelming torrent of media coverage and filed a police report. [Access Hollywood]