I am a former fat kid. Yes, that's right, an FFK. Not to make things too personal here, but because of that I'm not so much a fan of McDonald's. Which is why I perked up to one of the promo pieces CNBC's got running for a special taking viewers "Inside the McDonald's Empire" tonight at 9 PM. The piece catching our eye was this one for the service provided to bus drivers who bring their buses into a McDonald's in
Darien, CT. The drivers get their bus cleaned, they don't wait in line and often they don't even pay for their McMeal. Wonderful. Thank you bus tour drivers of Darian, CT — thank you for helping make your riders get more and more fat. I'm so upset I'm going to run over and grab a sack of the new one-third pound burgers and shovel them down my throat until the fat overload makes me feel better.