What's Your Best (Worst) Lemon Story?S

Those of you who have been breathlessly following the saga of my poor WRX's clutch will be happy to learn that I picked up the little devil on Friday and drove it home, no problem. Then, on Saturday, the bloody thing wouldn't start. My guess? Fuel pump. Is it related to my car getting torn apart last week? I'm not Bumbeck, so how would I know? However, seeing as how Subaru was gracious enough to cover the clutch under warranty, I have no doubt they'll fix whatever's actually ailing my Scooby. Today's task for you, is to tell us the most entertaining story about your least reliable car.