The true secret of Pontiac's 3rd-Generation F-Body is out: the machine was obviously designed with wind-cheating ferocity in mind by some sort of Master Control Program buried 361 feet below and 500 yards north-northeast of the Ham Center in Warren, Michigan. Was FLAG technology involved? Only Devon Miles knows, and he's saying nothing.

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