Straight outta Eisenach, the three-cylinder/two-stroke Wartburg 1000! You'll hit the target with this car, all right, provided your target is shoddy Iron Curtain construction, miserable performance, and a cloud of oil smoke in your wake. Still, we like the Wartburg and its goofy proletariat-ness.

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