Most people don't know this, but I actually appear in the Mike Judge film Idiocracy. I play an idiot. It's typecasting. It all started when a friend of mine asked if I'd like to earn $50 and some free pizza by appearing in a new film. Little did I know I'd be asked to don shiny shorts, mess up my hair and act like a complete moron in the cold Austin Convention Center where the film was shot. If you watch the movie, and I encourage you to do so though I get no royalties from it, you'll see Luke Wilson get arrested and sent to jail. At one point he's on a giant escalator and behind him and he's got a cop with him. The brown hair behind Luke Wilson's hair? That's mine. Go out and buy it now. If only so you can get the reference from Alfisted in the post about the key-fob spy camera.

Does it have a flash? Of course. The Brando is better 'cause it's got electro-lights.

It's like Children of Men but funny.