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I keep my eyes open for DOTS cars when I'm out and about on the streets of Alameda, and often I get a flash of something old-looking out of the corner of my eye as I pass a side street. Was that worth going back for? I ask myself; sometimes retro-styled late-models can fool me. In the case of this Valiant, however, I was several blocks away when it caught- and held- my eye with its unmistakable vintage A-body-ness...

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The great thing about the early Valiant is the absurd amount of decorative body lines and weird compound curves, something you usually didn't see in a low-priced car from its era.

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The V-200 was the midlevel Valiant, between the V-100 and the Signet, and could be had for $2026. This was a bit less than the $2047 charged for the much more subdued 4-door Ford Falcon. And remember, you didn't get the super-indestructo Slant Six with the Falcon!

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Damn! Look at that tailight/fin combo, no doubt inspired by a captured UFO from Area 51.

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And, of course, the notorious "toilet seat" on the trunk lid. Chrysler needs to bring back the toilet seat! You heard it here first!

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The grille is a bit less spacecraft-esque than the rear, but so what? It's sort of mullet-like that way.

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If a bright red '62 Valiant didn't have a pushbutton shifter I'd be outraged. Fortunately, it's got one (actually, a floor-shifted 3-speed would have been acceptable as well). So, in addition to bringing back the toilet seat on the trunk lid, Chrysler needs to bring back the pushbutton automatic!

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I can't help thinking that this car would look better if it had more rubber filling those big rear wheelwells. Some widened factory steel rims with dog-dish hupcaps and fat tires would be just about right. Oh yeah, and about 20 pounds of turbo boost on the engine- the Slant Six can take it.

62_Valiant_Grille_Emblem.jpg Chrysler marketed the '60 Valiants as their own line (like Imperial), but by the time this car was built they had made it a Plymouth. Whatever you call it, I'm just glad you still see them on the road.

Year by year history of the Plymouth Valiant [allpar.com]

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