War Without End

Old memes never die, they just want you (like L7) to pretend that they're dead. After the jump, Johnson and Lieberman get punny with the tenacity of portly men in blue and gray wool who just won't let that whole Civil War thing drop. Praise the Lord and pass the ketchup packets.

Davey G.: FAF?
Loverman: DAFFY!
Davey G.: FAF-ESQUE!
Loverman: DAFEATIST!
Davey G.: FAFFARE!
DAFEOICA PUDDING!
Davey G.: POMP AND CIRCUMFAF!
Loverman: DAFUHRER!! (beat that)
Davey G.: THE FAFHATTAN PROJECT!
Loverman: DUDE! That was the next one I was working on!
OK, hang on
Davey G.: Haha!
Loverman: ZACK BRAFF SUCKS!
Davey G.: YES HE DOES!
I saw "The Last Kiss" last night. It was awful.
BRAFF < FAF or DAF!
Loverman: True DAF!
DON'T WORSHIP THE GOLDEN DAF
Davey G.: OR THE GOLDEN GIRFAF(FE).
Loverman: FRIED CHICKEN AND DAFFED POTATOES!
Davey G.: ROWAN & MARTIN'S FAF-IN!
Loverman: DAFOTA FANNING!
Davey G.: SUPREME COURT JUSTICE FELIX FAFFURTER!
Loverman: NORTH DAFOTA & SOUTH DAFOTA
Davey G.: BAKERSFAF, CALIFAFIA!
Loverman: DAFMEMBER
Davey G.: FAFUARY!
Loverman: DAF OF JULY!
Davey G.: FAFADA DAY!
Loverman: DAFTASTIC!
Davey G.: FAFSTILLE DAY!
Loverman: DAFTOPIA!
Davey G.: FAFSI COLA!
Loverman: COOL RANCH FAFRITOS!
I mean DAFRITOS!
Fuck
Davey G.: THE CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OF FAFFER DAY SAINTS!
Loverman: DAFENTOLOGISTS!
Davey G.: SEVENTH-DAY FAFVENTISTS!
Loverman: JEWS!
Davey G.: ROMAN FAFOLICS!
Loverman: Uh... BORN AGAIN DAF PEOPLE
Davey G.: SOUTHERN FAFTISTS!
POPE JOHN PAUL THE FAF!
Loverman: DAFSTFARIANS
Davey G.: PRACTITIONERS OF FAFTERIA!
Loverman: DAFDAF
or would that be VOODAF?
Davey G.: Probably VOODAF.
Loverman: EAT AT THE DAFATERIA
Davey G.: NICK CAVE AND THE FAF SEEDS!
Loverman: DAFMEANSDAF
OPEDAF
or... ODAF
Davey G.: MINOR FAF!
Loverman: BRUCE DAFSTEEN AND THE DAF STREET BAND
DAF FLAG
BLACK DAF
Davey G.: THE FAF PUPPETS!
MISSION OF FAF!
BLACK FAFFATH!
Loverman: ITALIAN DAFIA
Davey G.: SWEDISH FAFIA!
Loverman: Man... you win.

But Johnson, much like Inspector Gadget, has only won this round; rest assured that this kind of crap goes on all too often here at tha Jalop. And so it shall go for eternity, or at least until one of the two of us succumbs to maladies brought on by our cigarette consumption.

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