Imagine a world in which the smallest desires of schlubbish Australian men are instantly satisfied. The Mr. Frothy beer truck comes through your neighborhood... you can buy a BFT brand 280" TV set... metrosexuals are rounded up and, presumably, sent to labor camps in Tasmania. And, of course, you get to drive a ute with a big V8 under the hood! We kinda prefer the utes of the 70s, but damn, the Falcon XR8 would sure make a nice US-market Ranchero!

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