It's been officially summer for a few days and the Fourth of July is nigh upon us which means a few things — don't forget your sunscreen, don't inhale in the vicinity of Houston, don't inhale in the vicinity of Coalinga, avoid South Lake Tahoe for the time being and oh yes, it's time for boat hoonage! These nonprofessional nutters got together on the Suwannee in Florida to see who could go the fastest. It's all fun and games until the blowover knocks the wind outta ya. Also, the intro credit sequence is cheesetastically priceless. Come for the intro, stay for the non-injurious spectaculo-smashup.

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