For Sale: Ford Bronco, Cadillac Escalade Mashup

Mashups can be loads of fun, or they can send aftershocks through your psyche for days. But is this Ford Bronco with a Cadillac Escalade nose the good kind or the contemplating-the-abyss kind? Are you a downtown baller on the make or are you headed to the Michigan Militia compound for their annual pot-luck possum supper and blindfolded RPG teardown/buildup contest? [Thanks to Ed for the tip.]

1986 ford bronco w/05 escalade nose!!!! - $3000 [Craigslist New York]

The 1996 2-Door FakEscalade; Nooooooooo! Mustang Cobra Mashup [internal]