Charlie the black lab jumps into Mark Ewing's Chevy and, next thing you know, the car's in the Pend Oreille River (Charlie swam away unscathed). This story is missing several important details, particularly the year of the Impala involved (we're assuming it's an older model, because a dog might have a tough time getting the shifter into neutral with no ignition key). However, the part about the tow-truck driver making Ewing hold his dentures while he hooked up the car makes it an instant classic. That's how they do it in Idaho, buddy!
Malicious Police Dog Runs Down Woman [internal]