We're at the ProCare RX Supernationals at Englishtown, where rubber comes to be atomized and sprinkled like invisible pixie dust over crowds of race fans dressed in mid-period Modells. Eardrums are begging for absolution and logos illustrate where the bills are sent. The $1.8 million event will culminate tonight in a funny-car shootout between hotshot Ron Capps in the Brut Dodge Charger and John Force, who's trying to pull out of a slump that would make the Chicago Cubs order goat curry for nine. We'll see how Force does later tonight. But we did score a guided tour through the his team's wrenching station, where they can build an entire car from chassis up in 75 minutes. They have an awesome set of tools.

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